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Uh … Does Mega Man Poop Out Of His Arm?

So, in a technical sense, Mega Man does poop out of his arm. According to Mega Man’s original creator, Mega Man’s body is mostly powered by solar energy. He releases the excess of that energy with his Mega Buster in the form of a solar bullet. That’s pooping. It might not seem like pooping, but if you go by a very broad definition in which pooping is simply “passing excess waste from the body,” then Mega Man basically has a diarrhea cannon that he launches all over his enemies. 

But again, this might be the letter of the law, but it’s not the spirit of it. What I’m sure you want to know is if there is a version of Mega Man somewhere standing over the john, squeezing out logs of shit from his arm like its toothpaste at the bottom of the tube? This one is tougher, but I think the answer is still yes. Mega Man doesn’t eat food, but we know he drinks juice and a lot of it.

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