As for Jane, it looks like Loki actually helped her dodge a bullet by sabotaging her relationship with Thor, considering the sort of husband he ended up being …
Loki The Future Nazi Versus Thor The Domestic Abuser
In Guardians of the Galaxy #39 from 1993, we meet the Loki of the year 2993, and he’s pretty much the same rapscallion we know and love … except he’s WAY more into eugenics. And misogyny.
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But mostly eugenics. It turns out Loki has spent entire centuries breeding a perfect race of mutants just so he can invade Asgard and take revenge on Thor. This means that somewhere out there, there are thousands and thousands of pages of Loki forcing powerful superhuman creatures to have sex with each other until they become even more powerful, but Marvel refuses to show us this story, for reasons unknown.
What they did show us is the moment Loki’s master race storms Asgard and meets Future Thor, and it’s just a huge, sorry mess. Thor, that is. The god of thunder has really let himself go by 2993, and he doesn’t even have a sweet beard and a Lebowski sweater to balance it out like in Endgame.
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Future Thor has also started carrying a fake Mjolnir hammer instead of the real one, in a sad attempt to hide the fact that he literally can’t get it up anymore. But the story of how he got like that is even sadder than his looks. After marrying the goddess Sif, Thor immediately turns into a deadbeat dad and abandons her and their son, Woden, who copes by becoming an insufferable little turd.
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