How it would happen:
Dennis would make an offhand comment about how he’s hotter than whoever won last season of The Bachelorette. Everyone in the gang would tell him that he isn’t. Dennis would take this as a challenge and submit himself to be on the show. Everyone would laugh at him, further fueling his need to prove them wrong, except for Mac, who would encourage Dennis to go on with him as the first-ever buddy duo on The Bachelorette. (“We’ll Amazing Race the hell out of that shit.”) Dennis would call Mac stupid, then reveal that not only does he want to win The Bachelorette, but he wants to use it as a way to be the next Bachelor and sleep with all 30 contestants on his own season.
Frank on Shark Tank
Frank Reynolds does not live like a rich man. He shares a bed with Charlie. He pimps out his own family members. He is regularly covered in trash. But despite all this, Frank is still wealthy enough to float his two children and the bar they run and their various failed business ventures. With all that said, is Frank rich enough to be a Shark on Shark Tank?
Probably not (most of the Sharks have a net worth in the hundreds of millions), but we can envision Frank’s only a scheme or two away from either accruing the capital needed to be on the show or conning the sharks into believing he has it. We’ll get to the how later, but for now, let’s just assume he gets a chair, and once he’s in there, you better believe he’s looking for chum in the waters.
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