Paul McCartney and John Lennon Liked to Get Together For a Good Jerk Circle
The men who comprised the Beatles had maybe the most documented love lives of the 20th century, so it seems unlikely the currently surviving half would have any stories to tell that you haven’t heard before, but in 2018, one GQ writer got extremely lucky when he sat down with Paul McCartney. That’s lucky for any entertainment journalist, but especially when you happen to be the one recording when he decides to open up about masturbating with John Lennon.
Apparently, one time, “over at John’s house” with “maybe three of Lennon’s friends,” everyone was sitting around in the dark for some reason “instead of just getting roaring drunk and partying.” It sounds pretty boring, and apparently, it was, because “somebody” got their dick out and started cranking it. (Smart money’s on Clapton.)
Under most circumstances, this would result in the immediate disbanding of the non-party, but for reasons McCartney doesn’t even attempt to explain, everyone else just kind of shrugged their shoulders and said, “Okay, I guess this is what we’re doing.” Once everybody really got going, it became a sort of game where they took turns shouting the names of sexy women (McCartney gives the example of “Brigitte Bardot!”) to the appreciative cheers and mounting groans of their definitely completely heterosexual friends, although one time, Lennon offered “Winston Churchill!” Hey, what’s a little joke between wankmates?
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