New Ranking Categorizes ‘A24’ Actors By How Badly They’d Lose In A Fistfight

Reader, have you ever sat down to watch an A24 film, Midsommar, Uncut Gems, or every art school student’s favorite highly-pretentious art-house pick, The Bling Ring, and began wondering exactly if and/or how’d you’d respectively fare against the dude in a bear costume, Adam Sandler, and that one guy smoking a bowl to Ester Dean’s “Drop it Low” in a fistfight? In what is a true spiritual successor to the infamous “food mascots and whether or not I’d be able to kick their ass” line plot …

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… it seems one hipste — sorry, A24 superfan, has taken it upon themselves to create a chart of the entertainment company’s leading men, divided by which actors they could personally pummel. “Here’s my tier list of A24 actors i can probably beat up in a fight,” read the post first appearing on the private Facebook page, A24 Film Group, according to The Cut. “I do think Chalamet has a height advantage over me but I can still snap him like a twig. Great actor.”

Since appearing on the page earlier this month, the categorization has since gone viral in reposts on Twitter and Instagram, with fans sharing their very strong opinions on the matter, dissecting why The Naked Brothers Band superstar turned horror film staple, Alex Wolff, (who is likely inadvertently referenced by his older sibling’s name in the post) is no one to eff with … 

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… remaking the chart from scratch …