While fans may not have an answer at the moment as the series, which has already been greenlit for two seasons, has yet to appear on the streaming service, there are several other questions that have been explicitly answered via the show’s fever dream of a trailer. Pandas can ask about health insurance and have babies before 25. Dolphins do find themselves at the center of love triangles.  Beavers can proudly exclaim the words “ass first, personality second.” It’s a wild time folks – no pun intended.

“Making ‘Sexy Beasts’ for Netflix has been an incredibly exciting process,” said the series’ creator, Simon Welton. “With an international cast featuring some truly brilliant characters, a host of prosthetics which look extraordinary in 4K and with Rob Delaney narrating, the viewers are in for a real treat. I hope the show puts a smile on peoples’ faces as they play along to discover who’ll fall in love with who, and what our cast all really look like.”

So, folks here’s to reality TV getting stranger and stranger – may we all avoid recurring nightmares of dolphin/human hybrids attempting to seduce us. 

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