
“This is the most important petition in modern times,” wrote one commenter. ”The Mona Lisa has been undigested for too long,” added another.
Yet as Forbes noted, there is one notable monkey wrench in this plan – the Mona Lisa is certifiably not for sale. Although the painting is valued at approximately $60 billion, which is significantly less than Jeff Bezos’s roughly $200 billion net worth, the work is owned by the French government and is the Louvre museum’s “crown jewel” according to the outlet. As such, even Bezos, with all his billions, would likely have to pry the work from the country’s cold, dead hands, especially considering the Mona Lisa is worth chump change compared to the 1 trillion Euros the nation garners in tax revenue each year.
Although Bezos has stayed mum about whether or not he aspires to eat the painting, there’s one thing we know for sure – it probably won’t taste too good. Bon appetite, folks!
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