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It's 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' Season Now, We Guess

As we celebrated Halloween last night, taking our kids trick-or-treating, rewatching Jennifer’s Body for the hundredth time, and definitely not getting hammered while dressed as a sexy version of the weasel from Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide on a Sunday night damn well knowing we have work in the morning, something quite profound occurred, shifting the fabric of our seasonal reality. At the stroke of midnight, our universe experienced a transformation, a change so…